If you're looking for something to give to your friend who happens to be a diehard San Francisco 49ers fan, this may be the perfect gift. Now, hear us out. What about a pair of Jim Harbaugh's game-worn khakis? This is a real thing, people.
Now, what Niners fan doesn't want to pay for a pair of Dockers possibly stained on the inside from Harbaugh's ball sweat after making many important late-game decisions and throwing unnecessary temper tantrums? If you're still not deterred by that statement, here's one last attempt.
They're $500.— Lindsey (@Lahlahlindsey) January 17, 2014
They can just keep them now, right? Right?!