The Southern Illinois basketball team is just 2-8 so far on the season. And that is obviously not sitting well with their head coach Barry Hinson right now, who was upset (to say the absolute least!) with their effort in a 73-65 loss to Murray State last night. He was so upset that, during his postgame press conference, he sounded like he'd gulped down a bottle of truth serum before talking with reporters. From ripping his players—"Our guards are awful!"—to working his wife into the mix—"My wife, MY WIFE, can score more than two buckets on 11 shots because I know my wife will at least shot fake one time!"—he went on a rant for the ages.

Watch it take place in the clip above. The Salukis next practice is going to be almost as epic as this press conference was.

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[via Awful Announcing]