We tried so hard to find the right words to describe this Christmas song about Peyton Manning that Bootsy Collins performed for Sports Illustrated for Kids recently. But…but…but…

What can we really say here? IT'S A CHRISTMAS SONG ABOUT PEYTON MANNING PERFORMED BY BOOTSY COLLINS. It's every bit as weird, amazing, ridiculous, puzzling, and funny as you'd expect. The only thing it's missing is a rap verse from Eli. Enjoy.

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[via The Big Lead]