How is this not a Florida story? Whenever we write something about a violent naked man it's coming from Florida, but not this time. This time it's from Houston.
Police arrested a man in Houston after he went on a naked rampage with a shotgun in the parking lot of an exotic car rental agency. He managed to do $200,000 of damage to a Rolls-Royce, an Aston Martin, a Fisker, and a few Mercedes-Benzes before planting a University of Houston flag through the windshield of the Rolls. Check out Houston-area news station KHOU's gallery of the incident's aftermath here.
We're guessing that he's a Floridian who is going to school in Texas.
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