The Greatest Rides Moments in "Jackass" History, in GIFs

Ever since Jackass first appeared on MTV and scared the shit out of our parents, the crew has been down with all things rides. (Seemingly) everyone skateboards, and that's the tamest form of transportation in the show and movies. We've seen kayaks in the city, rollerblades strapped to fireworks, and a shopping cart big enough to move cattle. And that's just scratching the surface. Revisit those skits and many more outrageous ones with the Greatest Rides Moments in "Jackass" History.

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Irving Zisman, Motorcycle Man

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Jackass 3D (2010)

This is why old people shouldn't drive. Who cares if this is just a prank? It still doesn't change the fact that old people driving is SCARY AS SHIT.

Oompa Loompa

Jackass(es): Weeman
Seen In: Season 1, Episode 1 (2000)

One of the O.G. Jackass stunts. Respect the classics.

The Ballway

Jackass(es): Weeman, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Mike Kassak, Bam Margera, Dave England
Seen In: Jackass 3.5 (2011)

The law of Jackass states what can go wrong will go wrong.

The Mini Loop

Jackass(es): Danger Ehren, Thor Drake
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

Here's a rare Jackass stunt where the goal wasn't to crash.

Off-Road Tattoo

Jackass(es): Steve-O
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Considering he used to have a tattoo of a guy having sex with a baby, this is definitely not Steve-O's worst ink.

The Big Tire Race

Jackass(es): Danger Ehren, Dave England
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

The best part of this is Dave England sounding like he's about to cry when he says, "I hate that. I hate it so bad."

Bicentennial BMXing

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

"Why would anybody ride this shit? Like what's the reasoning?" We couldn't have said it any better than Ryan Dunn.

Bungee Boogie

Jackass(es): Dave England, Bam Margera, Danger Ehren, Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass 3D (2010)

Yes, there is a way to make rollerblading look more ridiculous.

Rocket Skates

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Knoxville introduced this bit by saying it's a test. We're going to go ahead and say that rocket skates aren't ready for mass production.

Rocket Cart

Jackass(es): Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

Dunn remained level for all of a millisecond.

Opening Credits

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville, Dave England, Ehren McGhehey, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Weeman
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

You knew the first movie was going to be good when this was just the intro.

Golf Carts

Jackass(es): Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

The showdown between Gnar Kill and Gooch.

The Jet Ski

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Jackass 3D (2010)

Be eternally grateful that the Jackass crew moved on to budgets big enough to catch priceless close-ups like this. 

Big Red Rocket

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

Proof that Johnny Knoxville hasn't gone Hollywood.

The Guantlet

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville, Mike Kassak, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Danger Ehren, Bam Margera
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

Who knew skateboarding could become a contact sport?

Rent-a-Car Crash-Up Derby

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

We're surprised rental car companies didn't raise the minimum age to 40 after this stunt.

Master Blaster

Jackass(es): Ryan Dunn, Erik Roner, Dave England, Loomis Fall, Danger Ehren, Weeman, Preston Lacy, Bam Margera
Seen In: Jackass 3D (2010)

Honestly, we thought the kickback from a jet engine would be hotter. Like face-melting hot.

Mexican Snowboarding

Jackass(es): Chris Pontius, Mike Kassak
Seen In: Season 1, Episode 3 (2000)

Is it bad if this looks just as fun now as it did when we were 10 years old?

Urban Kayaker

Jackass(es): Dave England, Danger Ehren
Seen In: Season 1, Episode 2 (2000)

How has urban kayaking not become a part of the X Games?

Daddy and Baby 2

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville
Seen In: Season 1, Episode 3 (2000)

Before there was Bad Grandpa, there was Bad Daddy.

Beehive Limo

Jackass(es): Weeman, Danger Ehren, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006)

Every time a limo pulls up, people want to know what the buzz is about.

Lamborghini Tooth Pull

Jackass(es): Danger Ehren
Seen In: Jackass 3D (2010)

And you thought having your mom pull out your tooth was scary.

Terror Taxi

Jackass(es): Danger Ehren
Seen In: Jackass Number Two (2006

The Jackass crew is ice cold. First they trick homeboy into thinking he might die. And then, as if that weren't enough, they reveal that his face is covered in man turf.

The Hearse

Jackass(es): Johnny Knoxville, Sean Cliver, Handsome Jack Heart-Throb
Seen In: Season 1, Episode 7 (2000)

Whoever came up with this bit has a sick, morbid mind. And we love them for it.

Butt X-Ray

Jackass(es): Ryan Dunn
Seen In: Jackass: The Movie (2002)

When Steve-O said he wouldn't do it, Dunn should have known this was a bad idea. He'll forever be known as the dude who stuck a toy car up his butt.