How dare we call this a trailer? Apparently, it's a "mobile estate." Whether you like the bougie name or not, we can all agree that Ashton Kutcher has everything he needs to chill between takes of Two and a Half Men. Eight grand a week gets him a two-story, 1,100 square foot space with seven 60-inch plasmas (why not LED, bruh?), full video surveilance, and a patio.