Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Kawhi Leonard all starred in a commercial for H-E-B, a supermarket chain in Texas and Mexico. And no, it's not going to change your opinion about how bland you might think they are.

In the first one, Ginobili and Parker indulge in unconvincing fancyspeak while they eat H-E-B steak and wear robes over their uniforms. Duncan and Leonard comes in for Duncan to explain the situation: These are fancy steaks, so one has a habit of speaking fancy. If it sounds like a hilarious setup, it's actually really weird and awkward in execution. And they're all wearing their jerseys. Like, who wears their uniforms during leisure time?

The second commercial—which is below—features Leonard holding his laundry load with one hand as its climax. There's Tim Duncan doing an Emmy-worthy performance of Tim Duncan...and a mascot. It's all pretty hilarious in a completely unintentional way.

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[via Pro Basketball Talk]