Backup: Nick Foles

Best-case scenario: A healthy Michael Vick plays in perfectly to Chip Kelly's offense and returns to being the 2010 QB that put up a rating of 100.2, had a completion percentage of 62.6, and rushed for over 650 yards. The Eagles become a contender and Philly fans are feeling good enough to show Santa some love in December.
Worst-case scenario: Bad Newz Kennels 2.0 in full effect! Riley Cooper comes out as a Klansman! Just kidding, relax. At worst Michael Vick will once again have a season riddled with nagging inuries and flip-flopping between Vick and Nick Foles at QB prevents the team from developing any kind of offensive consistency. The Nightmare Team era continues in Philly.