Sport: Football
Team: San Diego Chargers
Hateful lowlight: Blew a 24 point halftime lead to lose to the Broncos in 2012

Philip Rivers looks like a guy who would cutoff your grandma for a parking space. He's equal parts deranged lunatic and unapologetic jackass, which would be fine if he wasn't blowing 24 point leads and fumbling six snaps per game. He looks like a high school bully, and plays the role by hounding offensive lineman and wide receivers after every interception. The Chargers tout the best talent year-in, year-out in the AFC West, and Rivers has all of four playoff wins to show for himself.