Unless you've been under a rock or just try your hardest to block out anything soccer, you probably know Mario Balotelli. The Italian footballer has an eccentric personality, is spectacular at times on the pitch, hangs out with people like Drake and Paris Hilton, and has been known to date a lady or two. We went through his dating timeline since hitting it big. Our conclusion? This dude has game off the pitch. He's dated his fair share of super models, dabbled with pornstars and hookers, and a couple pageant girls. Check out a History of Mario Balotelli's Girlfriends.

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