Isn't watching people in first class the worst? There they are in their fat, cozy seats with food and drinks that defy all jokes about airline food. And to further rub it in, everyone has to walk right past those lucky bastards like a parade of the have-nots every time a plane boards. Now you'll have even more reason to be jealous. 

JetBlue has announced plans for a new business class with private suites. Beginning in the second quarter of 2014 loaded passengers will be able kick it on a lie-flat bed that gives massages in front of a 15-inch TV. JetBlue hasn't announced prices, but says it will offer a "competitive price." So probably just slightly less than the bank breaking prices for first class. Here's to hoping some of us can try it out some day. 

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