Crime: Drunk driving
Date: March
Location: State College, PA

State College, PA is a hell of a town. It's rowdy real-estate is home to Penn State University, which might explain why the police arrested a man drunkenly riding his bicycle through downtown with an alcohol blood content of more than twice the legal limit. At 32 years old, it's less likely that the man was a hazed fraternity brother, but in Happy Valley, anything is possible.