If a VW Beetle and an El Camino shared a night of passionate love making, this is what their child would look like.

Thanks to the crafty computer skills of Theophilis Chin, who is well known for producing cool car renders, Beetle fans everywhere now know that a VW pickup is not something to be desired.

In fact, we can't say we're fans of current production Beetles - they are too girly, way underpowered, and, well, just look kind of dumb. Turning it into a pickup would only make matters worse.

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[via Theophilis Chin]