A History of Adrien Broner's Most Ignorant Moments

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Date: 3/19/2003

Miami is ratchet. Everyone knows this. However, just because a city has that rep doesn't mean you get to do whatever you please when you hit the club. If you get into a fight and allegedly bite a security guard in the process you will get arrested. Broner found this out the hard way a few months bac and was taken in before being released on $1,500 bond. Broner said the charges were bogus and allegedly set up by Paulie Malignaggi. Hov said it best.

Date: 2/25/2012

Call us crazy, but Broner is someone that boxing needs right now. A crazy ass dude who isn't afraid to entertain the people, anytime, anywhere. Just peep what he did in only the 4th round of his fight against Eloy Perez. Funny thing is, A.B. knocked Perez out with a devastating straight right jab in that same round.

Following the fight, Broner discussed his mid-fight dance moves, saying he should be on Dancing With the Stars. Collecting a check and making an audition tape in the ring at the same damn time? Never change, Broner. Never change.

Date: 7/21/2012

Usually, the post-fight interview is a time to discuss the fight which just took place. Usually. But, this is Broner we're talking about. And after defeating Vincente Escobedo, Broner stopped Max Kellerman right in his tracks, so he could bring his girlfriend Arie Nicole into the ring, get down on one knee and ask her to... brush his hair. Following the fight, Nicole said she took it all in stride but if you look at the 1:18 mark in the clip, oh, you can see the disappointment in her eyes.

Date: 3/21/2013

Where do we even begin? Even for the most ratchet patrons, going down on a stripper is a cardinal sin. It's not that you don't now where that thing's been, you know exactly where it's been. On the same poles and customer crotches that dozens of other stripper snatches have been. And that's only what they allow you to see. Yikes. Security having to pull A.B. off of her says it all. Turns out Broner's relationship with "Pretty Redz" is a little deeper than cunnilingus while Chief Keef plays in the background. *cues the soundtrack*

Date: 3/22/2013

If he ever ends up going bankrupt, Broner can head down to his local library, hop on one of their computers and check out this YouTube video where the boxer idiotically flushed money down the toilet that was anything less than a $100 bill. There's not much more we can say about this because we're too busy tearing up at the sight of this monstrocity. 

Date: 6/22/2013

After dating Paulie Malignaggi for six or seven months, Jessica Corazon left him because, according to her, "he got a little physical" and got in the corner of Malignaggi's opponent, Adrien Broner. In the weeks leading up to the fight, Broner did his usual bragging but this time, he dished out some personal info regarding his relationship with Jessica. Ouch. Then, if that weren't enough, after A.B. defeated Malignaggi, Broner said, "I lifted his belt and his girl." And to think, Broner didn't walk out of the ring to this...

Date: 6/24/2013

Given Iverson's troubles with money, a meet-up between A.I. and Broner should probably revolve around a heart-to-heart regarding the evils of a BMF lifestyle and how that can hurt you as you grow older. That's what would happen in an ideal world. But, for a man as down on his luck as Iverson, it's really not all that surprising to hear him throw out the idea of playing Russian roulette. This is actually more sad to watch than anything.

We want to see you back out on that court, A.I. What the hell you doing pitching Russian roulette to someone as impressionable and crazy as Broner? 

Date: 7/4/2013

It seems as though damn near every athlete wants to be a rapper and Broner is no different. Earlier this month, he hopped on the Versace beat under the alias A.B. and instead, dropped bars on his love for Louis Vuitton. Of course, like the many athletes who have picked up the mic before him, Broner's raps and punchlines are basic. "Your pockets will be stuffed like Chipotle burritos"? You're for real, fam?! But hey, if this rapping thing doesn't pan out and the boxing career fizzles, dude's gotta pursue a dancing career with those moves at the end. Did you stick around long enough to see that?

Date: 7/13/2013

Have you ever balled out a little and when your mom sees your new purchase, she says you're just "throwing money down the toilet." Well, Broner has taken that expression seriously... twice! While on the America's Most Wanted Tour, A.B. hit up a nearby Popeye's to take a dump and share it with the world on YouTube. Then, right before flushing, dude realizes that he even craps money. Look, Broner, if you're gonna just continue to throw away $20s like this, let us give you our address because this is probably the first and only time we are literally willing to take someone's shit.

Date: 5/3/2014

If you thought losing his first career bout to Marcos Maidana in December was going to turn The Problem humble, think again. After defeating Carlos Molina, Broner took to the mic and was back to his old arrogant ways, calling himself the "Can Man" because "I'm Afri-can, I just beat the fuck out of a Mexi-can." If the A.B.'s goal is to make everyone in the world hate him, he's well on his way.