Unfortunately, Mr. Bundchen is starting to get up there in age. That's depressing for not only him but the rest of us. It reminds us we're not in seventh grade anymore and we've aged without acquiring three Super Bowl rings and a dime of a wife. But he's still got a couple years left and if he wants to avoid a retirement of regret (filled with a supermodel and millions of dollars as well as his choice of pregame shows), he'll want to get that index finger covered. 

Tom's the dude who can do no wrong in the eyes of women. We see that shot up top of a screaming dingus, they think it's the sexiest thing they've ever seen in their lives. That's how summer should be spent. Hitting water slides, slinging TDs and getting some. What did you do today?