Is he still relevant? No, and that's the problem. It's that time of year where the itch returns and the old rotator cuff starts to feel like it has a few more passes left. Plus, how's that ego going to get stroked without journalistic heavyweight Ed Werder cornering him in the carryout lot? A life without an interchangeable ESPN "reporter" on the lawn isn't a life worth living. Actually having to hash out the Jenn Sterger fiasco with the wife has been more bothersome then previously anticipated, so who the fuck needs a QB!? Jacksonville, Tennessee, got the cell on speed dial.