ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.
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Parking should not be an art. Sure, there are cool ways to do it, but when it comes down to it, it's a simple skill that every single person who drives should know how to do. My mind was blown, when I found out that not everybody has to go through a parallel parking test before getting a driver's license. This lack of elevated standards is one of many reasons why the quality of parking out in today's world is worse than ever. Other reasons include, people are dumb, people suck, people are stupid, and people are idiots. For all those reasons, we decided to categorize the horrible types of people who terrorize parking lots, side streets, and metered parking everywhere. Here are our Profiles of the Different Types of Car Parkers.