Move over, "WoW." After several failed attempts at trying to make that nickname happen, Dwyane Wade announced at last night's press conference that he wants to be called "Three" from now on, a reference to the amount of titles he has won in his NBA career. And don't say it's for his own number because he has rocked that same number since his days at Marquette and now he comes to this revelation?

Anyway, it's better than "Wow." But, we gotta admit that if Kobe Bryant started calling himself "Five" out of nowhere, it would have more of a ring to it, no?  

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[via SB Nation]