Movie: Bang Bus (2001-2011)
Actors: Cast of hundreds

The universe's most active sex machine is a dented white utility van. Prowling the streets of Miami, Fla., in search of female conquests, the world-famous Bang Bus is a six-cylinder monster running on high-octane testosterone, known more for hauling around horse cocks than for horsepower. Distinguishable only by its tinted windows and rude-imentary graffiti scrawled on the inner roof, one should remember one rule if ever coming across it in real life: Don't come a-knockin' if the van is a-rockin'!