Optimistically, most people don't park like assholes on purpose. Maybe you're just in a hurry and didn't realize you're parked way too close to the other spot-or have creeped all the way into it. Maybe you just didn't see that you're directly in front of somebody's driveway. Regardless of motivation, when someone sees your awful park job, they'll assume the worse and want to take justice in their own hands. Don't give someone a reason to key up your door. Pay attention. And if you are just an asshole, well, you'll get what you deserve.