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There are three types of ideas that exist in the world: Bad ideas, good ideas, and "Holy-$@#%-how-come-no-one-ever-thought-of-this-before?!?!?" ideas. This next idea fits into that third category, right next to the wheel, indoor plumbing, and every single item that appeared on this list.
According to Variety, Adult Swim is planning a new animated series called Mike Tyson Mysteries that will feature Iron Mike working side-by-side with a talking pigeon (yes, a talking pigeon!!!!!!!) and using his magical face tattoo to solve some of the world's greatest mysteries. The series will feature some live shots of Tyson himself. But, for the most part, it'll showcase animated Mike and his trusty sidekick solving mysteries.
We don't know about you, but this sounds like the best idea that we've heard in a looooooong time. In fact, let us go run and set our DVRs now. We can't wait for this show to start.