The 10 Types of Subway Conductors

You'll see one of them on the train today.

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Subway conductors have it rough. Every single day they put up with grumpy New Yorkers, moronic tourists, knife-wielding thugs, strung-out prostitutes, drunk college kids, and homeless wanks looking for a place to lay their heads. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Today, in honor of our friends below ground, we count down The 10 Types of Subway Conductors. From the mumbler to the beat poet, we hit all the stops. 

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The Talker

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The Poet

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The Risk Taker

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The Yeller

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The Mumbler

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The Guy Who Threatens The Riders

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The Tour Guide

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The Lead Foot

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The Nice Guy

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The Preacher

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