Does it get anymore Balotelli than this? We think not. A New Years Eve party in a swank Manchester flat was the scene of this double-cross. Mario Balotelli may have entered the party with his girlfriend (WAG on the right), but he most certainly didn't leave with her. As the clock was nearing midnight, Balotelli, tired of his lady, decided to go after her best friend (girl on the left) in one of the bedrooms. Of course she obliged while her friend was still in the house. Damn, son, is that how they do it in Italy? This is one of the most jackass moments for any dude anywhere.