Jeremy Shockey has had plenty of time on his hands after spending the entire 2012 regular season and the ensuing offseason waiting by the phone for a call from an NFL team. And with nothing much to do, Shockey decided to get a little TMI with his followers on Twitter.   

Uhhhh, how the hell do you appropriately respond to a statement like that? Honestly.  

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[via Black Sports Online]