Date: 3/18/2013 

When we look at this cornball picture, we wonder how this dude was able to land so many beautiful women. Then we remember that he's worth $500M and everything snaps into focus. Anyway, the only thing lamer than this Wal-Mart Photo Studio picture is the fact that Tiger Woods announced his high profile relationship to gold medal skier Lindsey Vonn on Facebook. Tiger's marriage failed because of superficial fuckery, so making things "Facebook official" with the new squeeze only echoes that immaturity.