Look, we are down with the entire Tastykake Krimpet family. We found out while researching this article that they now make Pancake Krimpets, which provides yet another food that we can pretend is breakfast, but is really dessert. The reason that we have respect for the Butterscotch Krimpet in particular is that they took a flavor that would have otherwise died with our grandmothers (Sorry Grandma Mary), and gave it new life. Kids today wouldn't have a damn clue what butterscotch even was if not for these tasty-ass Tastykakes. Tastykake has made a treat that sounds like it is for an old British person and made it delicious, and that is no easy feat.