You may not be able to afford to take your girl to the beach this year, but this is the next best thing. Rather than listen to her sob because you can't afford to take her on vacation again because you lost your nest egg betting on the ponies, take her on the soapy ride of her life (well, week). For ten gloriously spot-rinsing minutes, you'll be transported to your own world where there is nothing but you, your lady, and buffing liquid. You might need to get the interior cleaned too after its all said and done, but it will have been well worth it.