Date: 7/25/2011

Balotelli manages to enrage soccer fans in L.A. with a cheeky, backheel attempt so "misguided Hollywood," Suri Cruise will never attempt one. Did we mention the match was a friendly, and it occurred only moments after Balotelli entered the pitch as a substitute? Manchester City coach Roberto Mancini was furious, and promptly withdrew Balotelli almost as quickly as he entered. Classic Mario.