Maaaaaaan, we really hate Bryce Harper right now. Not only is he set to suit up for one of the best teams in baseball this season. Not only is he more famous at the age of 20 than we'll ever be. And, not only is he set to make millions upon millions of dollars over the course of the next 15 years or so. But, he also just received, hands down, the coolest gift ever:

Free burritos for life, bro? Chipotle really just hooked you up. And, we've gotta admit that we hate you for it. A burrito might help us get over it, though. Just sayin'...

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[via Larry Brown Sports]