Not everything we do is cool. If you need a reality check, take a look at some of your more regretful drunk texts and the copious amount of Taylor Swift in your iTunes. So, you're into fantasy football. No big deal. Just understand that's there's nothing boyishly charming about your hobby.

We don't know how many points Calvin Johnson will score for your fake team, but we do know he'd score with your real girlfriend. And judging by the bean dip stain on your ever-tightening Ray Lewis jersey, she'd be right to cheat on you. Relegate your fantasy football banter to the level of your online porn addiction and everyone will be happy. It's a hobby that you should be embarrassed of and keep on the down low.