Accomplishments: 7x All-Star, 2x Scoring Champion
Team(s): Raptors, Magic, Rockets, Knicks, Pistons, Hawks
Currently: Playing for the Qingdao Eagles of the Chinese Basketball Association 

China's manipulating our currency and stealing SLAM Magazine's 2003 cover athletes. Do something, President Obama! Between Stephon Marbury and Tracy McGrady's balling in The Middle Kingdom, our nation's lack of has-been slashers is as crippling as the deficit. This isn't the America we know. Averaging 25 PPG and scoring 20+ in his last nine games, the 33-year-old has been one of the Chinese Basketball Association's best players this season.