Team(s): Celtics ('81-'89), Kings ('88-'90), Blazers ('90-'92), Suns ('92-'95)
Accolades: 1x All-Star, 2x NBA champion
Stats: 11.5 PPG, 2.7 RPG, 4.0 APG, 1.1 SPG

If you're a child of the '80s, then Danny Ainge is a bloated guide post for dating yourself. During the NBA's golden era, he was the volatile backcourt bad boy who once punched a seven-foot-one Tree Rollins, famously tussled with Michael Jordan, and purposely rifled an inbouds pass off of Mario Elie's face. Now, as GM of the Celtics, he looks like a shift manager at Staples, which means you're getting pretty damn old.