When: 2008

Consider this Portuguese/L.A. socialite to be the poor man's version of Kim Kardashian. Mia was rumored to have briefly dated Ronaldo, a claim that she later denied. Being that a dalliance with Cristiano would only benefit her pursuit of "it girl" fame, we actually kind of believe her. Anyway, why would Ronaldo settle for the bootleg when he could get the authentic version? Once again, more on that later.