Sport: Soccer
Career: 2005-Present
Dirty Highlights

The Uruguayan striker gained notoriety at the 2010 World Cup when he hand-balled what would have been the game-winning goal for Ghana. Asamoah Gyan went on to a historic penalty fail, which eventually led to Ghana's elimination and Uruguay's advancing to the semi-finals. Also in 2010, Suarez added a savage element to his dirty-player repertoire when he bit PSV Eindhoven's Otman Bakkal. Afterward, Suarez said, "No, I do not regret what happened. Normally I always keep calm but I didn't...I'm a little tired. This week I had to travel a lot." OK, that explains everything...