Their marriage lasted all of 40 days which—by VH1 reality show standards—is an incredibly enduring love story. But unfortunately for Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson, Twitter mentions and reality shows are fragile pillars of a relationship.

A month after their nuptials, Lozada confronted Johnson after discovering a "receipt for condoms." During the argument, Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada triggering a domino effect of L's for the has-been wide receiver. After the attack, Johnson was charged with battery, cut by the Miami Dolphins on TV, had his impending reality series Ochocinco and Ev cancelled, and was served with divorce papers. 

If there's a silver lining to this horrible story, it's that Lozada and Johnson have reportedly reconciled their differences and are now living together. Clear some space on your TiVo for VH1's upcoming series Chad and Evelyn's Happily Ever After.