Date: September 19, 2012

Do Porsches come equipped with that reverse-gear shift camera? Poor Lindsay just never seems to notice when she clips somebody. While weaving through a crowd of people upon returning to the Dream Hotel in NYC, an unlucky bystander was bumped by Lohan's slow-moving whip and she and her girls hopped right out while dude was apparently writhing on the ground clutching his knee.

It's quite possible they literally had no idea because she sure seemed surprised when she walked out of the Dream a few hours later to find cops there waiting with her favorite wrist-wear.