Kris Humphries just can't win. Off the court, DJs are blaring music by Kanye West when he's trying to score some girls' numbers. On the court, female basketball fans get utterly grossed out after touching him. Please, someone give this guy a hug or something... you know, when he's not a sweaty mess. 

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