Bro Alert: The Boobzie Coozie Allows You To Legally Grope Your Beer Can

The boobiest way to pound one back.

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This is Shelby (they legitimately named this thing). She's the only hot NASCAR slut that you can grope and oogle without getting beat down with a billy club. And guess what? She's available for the low price of $8.95, and you can squeeze as much as you want for the rest of your life. She won't judge how drunk you get, nor will she give you any disgusted looks at that bulbous tummy of yours that has forced you to forget what the tops of your feet look like. Interested? Read her full profile here

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[via Boobzie.com]

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