Mary Balint (@MaryBalint) had us at hello. Well, actually, that's not true. She had us at "I like to use whipped cream and strawberries in the bedroom," which was the pull quote from her most recent appearance in Lowrider. Er, okay, so that's not true, either. She actually had us from the first time we laid eyes on those big, beautiful, brown, round…eyes. Yeah, that was it. She had us there. See for yourself.