One Minute. Two Technicals. One Ejection. That's it. That's an actual stat line.

Rasheed Wallace was ejected after receiving two technical fouls after 85 seconds in today's game against the Phoenix Suns. He caught his first tech after taking a large swipe at Luis Scola. Then he yelled "Ball don't lie" as Goran Dragic missed the technical free throw. The "Ball Don't Lie" myth is perfectly acceptable in streetball, but yelling it out in an NBA game? Not so much. Wallace earned his second tech with the exclamation and was then ejected.

Is this the craziest Rasheed Wallace story so far this season?

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[via Deadspin]