Kris Humphries will never be able to escape his failed, 72-day marriage with Kim Kardashian. On Wednesday, Kris was at New York's WiP (sound familiar?) when the hot spot's DJs, Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones, decided to blare Kanye West songs in succession whenever the Nets forward talked to women. As an eyewitness told the New York Daily News' Confidential, "He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to." That's cold. See what we did there?
Eventually, the barrage of 'Ye music got to Humphries:
"He took a bottle of Patron that he didn't pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs," said the witness. "Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying."
