Team: Charlotte Bobcats
Years of Ownership: 2010-present
Championships Won and Playoff Appearances: Zero championships / Zero playoff appearances

MJ is the best to ever grace the hardwood, hands down. Sorry, LeBron and Kobe stans. With that said, how could someone with such a good sense of basketball invest in the Charlotte Bobcats? The Bobcats reached a new lowa record lowby going 7-59 last season. We know MJ is a Carolina man, but this is not a quality investment. Maybe he could boost results and revenue by getting out on the court  and hoisting up a few Js. Or maybe he could have a bobcat run through a ring of fire, we're just trying to make it better.