Career: 2003-Present
Team(s): Los Angeles Lakers, Cleveland Cavs
Luke's annoying because he gets paid millions of dollars to ride the bench because he's Bill Walton's son. As a member of the Lakers, the PA system played the Star Wars theme whenever he scored because he was named after Luke Skywalker. He also has a horrible Grateful Dead tattoo on his right arm. He's just an all around annoying presence in the NBA.