Career: 1987-2003
Team(s): Cleveland Cavs, New Jersey Nets, Portland Trailblazers, New York Knicks, Phoenix Suns
Chris Dudley was a scrub, man. He used to grab a couple boards here and there (6.2 RPG career average), but the only defense he knew how to play was fouling. When Shaq dunked on him and pushed him out of bounds like it was nothing, Chris threw the ball at him like one of those salty teenagers at the Y. On top of all that, he also looked like a math teacher and couldn't hit a free throw to save his life. All we can say about that 45 percent average from the charity stripe is "C'mon, son."