Thanks to NBA 2K12 and retro Jordans, there are stadiums full of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to sit on an NBA bench with a dry erase board. We get it dude, you were all-conference honorable mention in high school, that doesn't mean you know how to turn the Lakers season around. Stop suggesting as much to @DwightHoward from your iPhone. Oh, wait, you were runner up in last year's Yahoo! fantasy basketball league!? Sorry, we didn't know we were talking to an expert. Tell us more about what the Celtics can do to win a title this year. We're all ears.