So far, Rasheed Wallace has allegedly fought a fan in a stadium parking lot, fouled out of a game in 20 minutes, and sonned Hornets newcomer Austin Rivers at the free-throw line. None of that surprises us at all. Lost in the fuckery are quality minutes out of a dude who's nearing his 40th birthday and spent the last two years, presumably, talking to himself in a park somewhere. Averaging nearly eight points per game, Sheed's been fun to watch on the court and an absolute riot off of it.