Someone needs to sit down and talk to Michael Phelps. But not for attempting to crowd surf this past Monday night at the XS nightclub in Las Vegas because he is, after all, retired at the elderly Olympics age of 27. It's for thinking that the crowd could realistically support a man of his frame and another woman in an inflatable raft at the same damn time! Maybe he should've just dove into the masses of people and "swam" his way to the other side. Just a suggestion for next time.
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[via Larry Brown Sports]
