Sometimes you need a pole for a stripper to dance on but you can't seem to find a strip club, a pole dancing fitness studio, a lamp post, a structural support pipe, a birch tree, a Corinthian column, or any other sturdy, phallic object. Why you are in such need of a stripper pole in the middle of Death Valley, CA, we're not sure, but we've found exactly the product for you: it's a stripper pole and platform that hooks up to your Escalade's tow hitch. You could hitch it to any truck or SUV, but we're going to bet that at least 80% of these will end up on Escalades.

[via Platinum Stages]

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