Record: 1-0
Last Week's Rank: N/A
Last Week's Results: W vs. Bengals, 44-13
This Week: @ Eagles, 1:00 Sunday

Joe Cool put on a near flawless performance as the Ravens gave their division rivals a Maddenesque ass-whooping. Flacco threw for 299 yards on 21 of 29 passing with two touchdowns. The god Ed Reed did what the god does best and returned an INT to the house. B-More only punted twice and put up a goose egg in the turnover department, pure domination. It looks like the Ravens new no-huddle offense will work wonders for them this season—that'll help as they wait for the return of T-Sizzle. Ray Rice also had himself an efficient game, scoring two TDs on 68 yards rushing. The Ravens face-off with their aerial counterparts in the Eagles next week. —Angel Diaz