The 10 Most Annoying Kids To Have in a Carpool

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Back-to-school season is in full swing, which means one thing: You’ve finally decided which kid in your carpool you dislike the most. Whether you’re living at home and forced to drive your little brother and his friends to school, or you’re finally a dad ferrying your own offspring to class, there’s a high likelihood that you have a child in your whip that you just can’t stand. Maybe he smells horrible, or brings Glee CDs, or just never stops talking—whatever the case, his shenanigans at 7am are almost annoying enough to make you want to detour into a ravine. But rest assured, you’re not alone. The same types of kids exist across the country. These are the 10 Most Annoying Kids To Have in a Carpool.

Written by Christopher Schonberger (@cschonberger)

10. The Kid Who Farts Uncontrollably

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9. The Know-It-All

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8. The Kid With Mad Extracurricular Activities

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7. The Kid Who Lives in a Better House Than You

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6. The Kid Who Takes Forever To Come Outside

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5. The Kids Who Puts His Boogers Under the Seat

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4. The Kid Who Wants To Be a DJ When He Grows Up

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3. The Kid Who Insists on Listening to NPR

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2. The Kid Whose Parents Are Going Through a Divorce

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1. The Kid Who Tweets About How Much You Suck at Driving

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